As the new year approaches it seems fitting that we look back on the year that brought us revelations of Paris Hiltons DJ salary, the slightly annoying Ice Bucket Challenge and Richie Hawtin’s monitor speaker controversy. 2014 also brought us some awesome interviews as we put questions to big names such as Hot Since 82, Josh Butler, Droog, Jordan Peak and Ralf Kollmann to name a few! We’ve picked out our favourite responses to the closing question that everybody gets asked:
‘What would you get up to if you were a techno kitten for a day?’
Marlon: I know (I am sure) you ́re not really cats, but if I could do what a kitten can, I’d lick my own balls for the day.
HIGH ON TRACKS
We’d host a massive party in a Whiskas Factory and hunt for some pussy hahaha!
HOT SINCE 82
I’d purrrr on loads of other kittens. meow.
Throw up furballs most probably.
Maybe this is embarrassing as I was told this interview is for Techno Kittens, but I have absolutely no idea, what a ‘Techno Kitten’ is. But of course I would buy myself a bunch of Din A/4 paper, climb a big rock and fold one paper-aeroplane after the other and watch them fly into the horizon.
KRUSE & NUERNBERG
We would do what kittens do: Laying at a cosy place where the sunshine comes through the window, eating fresh fish for lunch and drinking a lot of milk (probably mixed with vodka or gin) while listening to some good music. No shower, no bath! Kitty style